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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all
night long.
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(Lick your fingers and wipe on her shirt) Let's
get you out of these wet clothes.
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Nice legs ... what time do they open?
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Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you
checking my package.
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You've got 206 bones in your body, want one
more?
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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
money?
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I may not be the best looking guy in here, but
I'm the only one talking to you.
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I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
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I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest
woman on earth tonight.
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Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow
the hell out of me.
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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside
Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille
name tag.
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I'd really like to see how you look when I'm
naked.
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Is that a ladder in your stockings or the
stairway to heaven.
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You might not be the best looking girl in here,
but beauty is only a light switch away.
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Are those real?
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Nice software!
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You must be the limp doctor because I've got a
stiffy.
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I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles
and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
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If it's true that we are what we eat I could be
you in the morning
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(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not going
to suck itself!
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If I were you, I'd have sex with me.
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You ... Me ... Whipped cream ... Handcuffs...
Any questions?
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga
Titsbottom?
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Those clothes would look great in a crumpled
heap on my bedroom floor.
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My name is (fill in name) ... Remember that,
you'll be screaming it later!
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Do you believe in love at first sight or should
I walk by again?
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Hi I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking
for me.
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My friends want to know if YOU think that I'M
cute.
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over
and talk to you.
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My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me
anytime you want
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I know that milk does a body good, but damn,
how much have you been drinking?
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I've lost my phonenumber, can I have yours?
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If you were the last woman and I was the last
man on earth we could do it in public.
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Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why,
don't you like pizza?
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Baby, I'm an American Express lover ... you
shouldn't go home without me.
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Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
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Do you wash your pants in Glassex, because I
can see myself in them.
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I lost my poppy, can you help me find him? I
think he went into this cheap motel room.