Het scheppingsverhaal
And the Lord spoke forth unto the heavens and said:
"Let there be Airmobile".
The eath did tremble and quake
And the water did rise up
and the clouds did part
and there came forth a multitude of helicopters that filled the sky.
God looked down and saw that this was good.
And they were good, they were AIRMOBILE.
God then spoke forth unto the land and said:
"Let there be armoured infantry".
And all at once the day turned to darkness,
and the winds did howl,
and mountains crumbled into the sea,
and the great rocks did part,
and there sprang forth a horde of Mephistopheles'disciples,
wearing armour and carrying all sorts of deadly weapons.
God looked down and saw that this was bad.
And they were bad; they were ARMOURED INFANTRY
Then God spoke forth thrice, unto the sky, the earth, and the sea,
and said:
"Let there be Special Forces".
Lightning did flash and thunder echoed across the sky.
Mountains spewed molten rock and rained fire upon the land.
Tidal waves surged against the shore.
Dispair, disorder and turmoil did prevail.
Forthwith there did apear a band of extraordinary men.
A few came from beneath the waves;
others jumped form the sky;
and more still stalked silently from the dense forests.
Each one wearing camouflage batlle dress and wearing a Green Beret.
Working together they brought peace unto the land.
God looked down and saw that this was amazing.
And they were amazing; they were SPECIAL FORCES.
Beside himself, God now spoke forth again and commanded:
"Let all ye that are weak in mind and body arise and go forth."
And lo, from the abyss they crawled forward with indecision
and limped weakly upon the earth.
God looked down and shook His head, for this was pathetic.
And they were pathetic; they were THE REST.
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